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Windows 7 WASN’T my idea!

Friday, November 27th, 2009
Warning: this post contains some profanity (sorry Mum).

I’ll admit it, I initially thought Windows 7 was OK. In fact, fairly decent. However, the m0re I’ve used it, the more it has disappointed me. Windows it seems, regardless of the version number, will always be Windows…

At first it was all zippy menus and I enjoyed the (admittedly aped from OSX) interface. However a couple of months on, despite installing little in the way of additional software it now runs like a sack of loose shit. Applications launch at a glacial pace - it seems as ever, the only way to keep Windows running truly lean is to re-install every few months: a situation I find preposterous.

I’ll explain the end of my brief ‘like affair’ (’love’ would be way too strong a word) with Windows 7. The part where any modicum of respect for the new OS vanished.

I’d filmed a gig for someone and wanted to knock them together a quick and dirty DVD of the show. I used Windows Live Movie Maker to trim the footage. Here the problems started. Firstly Windows Live Movie Maker won’t let you add a cross dissolve to the end of the footage - only the beginning. Having overcome that odd little hurdle I’d trimmed my imports and opted to ‘export to DVD’. Now things really started going tits up.

To export from Windows Live Movie Maker to DVD Maker it encodes the footage to WMV format. Feck knows why as it will only have to encode again to MPEG-2 to make the DVD (all DVD’s are MPEG-2 based) - hardly economical! What’s more, it took about 12 hours to convert the four files! 12 bloody hours to encode about 100 mins worth of footage - dog-shit! What’s more, you can’t select a few files at once, you have to do them one at a time and ‘baby sit’ the stupid bloody Windows box…

So, long (not to mention tedious and soul sapping) story short the videos arrive into DVD Movie Maker. I choose my menus, label the buttons and tell it to make the video. So, off it sets to encode the WMV files into MPEG-2. Hours (and hours) pass and eventually it fails with some random unintelligible message about the Disc. The message gives a link to ‘more information on this problem’ which leads nowhere (wow - thanks Microsoft) so I click ‘OK’. Thinking it must be a duff disc I opt to retry the burn and here’s the kicker - it has to re-encode the sodding disc all over again, even though that part had been done before it started (attempting) to write to the disc !

What an ill conceived piece of shit! What cruel minded bastard programmed it to work this way? Sadists…

Suffice to say, 20 minutes later the footage is on my Mac and being burned to a DVD. It will work. I know it will because it had nothing to do with Windows.

I like to be able to do things with my computer and have some time left in my life for other things. Because of that, I’d like to make one point plain and clear: there’s no way in hell that Windows 7 was my idea…

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No sound in Windows 7?

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

If you can’t hear any sound using Windows 7, the chances are, if everything driver wise is installed correctly, your audio playback device is configured to ‘headphones’ instead of ’speakers’. You can check this by right-clicking the sound icon (bottom right of the Taskbar) and choosing ‘Open Volume Mixer’. Now play some audio (just click a video on youtube.com). If the green bars jump up and down everything is configured correctly, you just need to change the default playback device. Right click the sound icon again and choose ‘Playback devices’ from the resultant menu. You’ll then see this window:

Playback devices in Windows 7

Playback devices in Windows 7

Now just click on the speakers and choose ‘Set Default’ and then OK.
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Add quick launch to the Windows 7 taskbar

Friday, May 8th, 2009

When I’m using Windows I like to use the Quick Launch. You know, the section next to the Start button where you can stack commonly used short cuts to launch your programs. Here is what it looks like on my Windows 7…

Windows 7 Quick Launch

Windows 7 Quick Launch

Windows 7, by default doesn’t have it. Thankfully it can be added fairly easily with a little jiggery pockery. Here’s how:

1. Unlock the Taskbar by right clicking on it and untick the ‘Lock the taskbar’ option.

2. Right click and empty area of the toolbar and choose Toolbars > New Toolbar

3.  In the address bar at the top of the resultant window copy and paste this text in: %appdata%\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Quick Launch You will need to highlight everything already in the box and then press enter. Now click the ‘Select Folder’ button at the bottom of the Window. The ‘Quick Launch’ text will now appear over on the right of the Taskbar

4. To get the Taskbar to the left (as it is in XP etc) drag the dotted line to the left of it e.g.

The Windows 7 Taskbar divider

until it is right over  on the left.

5. Now we just need it to show the icons, so right click in the Quick Launch area and unselect ‘Show Text’ and ‘Show Title’

6. If you want larger icons, right-click the Quick Launch and choose View > Large Icons.

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How to get Windows Mail in Windows 7 RC

Friday, May 8th, 2009

If you are searching around in Windows 7 RC to find a mail client or photo editing application - it’s not there. Not by default anyway. To get these applications, click Start, then type ‘essentials’ and then click the first link - ‘go online to get windows live essentials’. Alternatively, just open Internet Explorer and paste ‘http://download.live.com/wlmail‘ into the browser.

Then just click download and pick one or all of the applications to download and install. Voila!

NOTE: If you’ve been using Windows XP and Outlook Express and your struggling to find out how to import mail into Windows 7 because you can’t find the option on the interface, you need to click the ’show menu bar’ option by clicking here:

click this and choose 'show menu bar'

click the middle icon and choose 'show menu bar'

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Windows 7 RC - looking good…

Friday, May 8th, 2009

I’ve long bemoaned Windows for being, well Windows. The level of infuriation the various versions have given me over the years has caused me to utter it’s name in contempt more often than is healthy.

However, I’ve recently been test driving the new Windows 7 Release Candidate (RC). And, I’m very impressed. Unlike Vista it’s nice and zippy, the God awful Gadgets are gone (one of the many things robbed and poorly implemented from Mac OSX) and it actually has some really nice features. Further more, it’s running on my test system with just 1GB memory without any grumbles.

I’ll add further posts shortly, as I’ve already had to figure out a few little tweaks to get things set-up how I like them (like adding a Quick Launch to the Taskbar and adding Windows Mail) but this bodes very well for the final product, rumoured to be shipping in October. Interested in trying it for yourself? Head over to the Microsoft site to download Windows 7 Release Candidate

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